nightlock:

y'all act so woke but where were y'all for the michael scott’s dunder-mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness fun run race for the cure ☕️

kentuckymeatshower:

tom hiddleston seems like he was murdered with arsenic in like 1798 and lived as a ghost in a peat bog for awhile before just like arriving on set to film thor. i dont mean this positively or negatively its just how i feel 

thefacelessmage:

Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Captain America tonight when he comes to leave presents under your flag.

smallcatalysts:

Gaining weight does not make you a worse person, and losing weight doesn’t make you a better one. Your weight is not a reflection of your worth.

powerburial:

getting random sharp pain in your organs is a lot like when your check engine light comes on in your car. you dont know what it means so you just ignore it and hope you dont blow up

shacklefunk:

exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence

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